SMS Jokes 3

• Aaj ...
Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... .
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo...
Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo...
Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo...
Kya Pata....
Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !!

• You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = a great liar.
• Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
• This messege can only b read by a CUTe person




Try again ..................




Nothing ? sorry i guess your just not CUTE........................



Hey ! don't force it , u r not CUTE
• Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.

Chicken started singing & dancing :

" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA
MAR DALA MAR DALA "
• A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend
• If ur world is spinning round & round... ur heart is beating fast.......

Do u think its LOVE ?
na munna ,its called...........??

high B.P........!!!!
• 2day, 2mmorow & yesterday there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 u…u know Whose???ur Own Stupid!!!
• Passwords r like underwear: change them often
• Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
• Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....
• tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey
• Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
• Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.....(
• Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....
• Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
• If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
• Unite against togetherness!
• Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
• when i call u; 1 ring means I’m thinking of u;2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means ........pick up phone idiot
• aRz KiYa hAi !!
DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya
DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA

hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR bALanCe
KahTam HoGaYA !!.
WAH WAH WAH ! KIYA BAT HAI.
• chelthay rahoo chhelthay rahooo..
jub pohacnh jao to sms ker day na
• kehtain hain ke ISHQ main nind Urjati hai
Kehtian hain ke ISHQ main nind urjati hai

Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay
Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay

Kambakhat Nind Bohot Aati hai !
****heehehhe****
• One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you
• The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna to hide Me?
• im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!